http://www.spoki.lv/articles/23935/1/Ka ... s_ar_banku :)

turbopiile wrote:http://www.spoki.lv/articles/23935/1/Ka ... s_ar_banku :)

ha ha, psihi

turbopiile wrote:http://www.spoki.lv/articles/23935/1/Ka ... s_ar_banku :)

Labais...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Tagad to zīmējumu var iegādāties e-bay par nieka 10 000 USD:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 0265903424

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:D :D :D OHO..

Es figeju, tie amisi ir stulbi :laugh: , bet joks labs

Viņu nevar vairs nopirkt. Tā ir summa pa kādu viņu nopirka.

mixeris wrote:Viņu nevar vairs nopirkt. Tā ir summa pa kādu viņu nopirka.

Sīkie spēlējas... Apskaties, kas ir bidderi un kādi ir viņu līdzšinējie pirkumi. Bet prikols labs! :D

Iet pa mežu divi mednieki. Pēkšņi viens prasa:
- Redzēji?
- Nē.
- Tu ko? Nupat irbe aizlidoja!
Iet abi tālāk. Pēkšņi pirmais atkal prasa:
- Redzēji?
- Nē?
- Pavisam akls esi? Zaķis aizskrēja!
Iet abi atkal tālāk. Pirmais pēkšņi atkal prasa:
- Redzēji?
Otrs sajūtas neveikli un nolemj samelot:
- Jā, redzēju gan!
- Bet kāpēc tad iekāpi?

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Iznaak teevs aaraa no maajaam redz govs beigta! AArpraac nedos vairaak piena, nebuus ko paardot nu galiigs bankrots! Teevs njem un noshaujas! Iznaak aaraa maate uz ielas ierauga govs beigta teevs noshaavies... Shii njem un pakaras. Iznaaak jaunaakais deels aaraa redz govs beigta teevs noshaavies, maate pakaarusies shis iet uz juuru sliicinaaties... Iet,iet satiek naarinju. Naarinja saka:
-Es tevi laidiishu tikai tad sliicinaaties ja tu mani 10reizes dirsaa panjemsi!
-Nu meegjinaasim...
Peec ceturtaas reizes vinjsh no kaifa nomirst.
Iznaak aaraa vecaakais deels, redz govs beigta, teeevs noshaavies, maate pakaarusies, jaunaakais deels no kaifa nomiris.Nu ko jaaiet un jaapaskataas kas taa par naarinju. Iet,iet satiek naarinju. Vinja saka:
-Vari mani desmit reizes dibenaa panjemt?
-Jaa varu. A 15 var?
-Jaa var.
-A 20 var?
-Jaa....
-A nebuus taapat kaa ar govi?

Sieva mazgā grīdu, pakaļa gaisā. Vīrs iet garām, bet netiek. Vīrs saka:
-Pavāc malā savu kombaini!
Nu sieva dusmīga, domā - gan atriebsies par tādiem izteicieniem.
Pienāk vakars, abi guļ. Vīrs tāds nemierīgs, sāk čamdīties šur un tur.. sieva dusmīga:
-Dēļ vienas vārpiņas es nedarbināšu savu kombaini, pagriezies pret sienu un izkul ar roku..

:blink:

chippy wrote:Sieva mazgā grīdu, pakaļa gaisā. Vīrs iet garām, bet netiek. Vīrs saka:
-Pavāc malā savu kombaini!
Nu sieva dusmīga, domā - gan atriebsies par tādiem izteicieniem.
Pienāk vakars, abi guļ. Vīrs tāds nemierīgs, sāk čamdīties šur un tur.. sieva dusmīga:
-Dēļ vienas vārpiņas es nedarbināšu savu kombaini, pagriezies pret sienu un izkul ar roku..

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Melnais humors

A man was being interviewed for a job.
"Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.
"Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."
"You\'re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."
"When does everyone else start? I don\'t want any preferential treatment because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."

turbopiile wrote:Melnais humors

A man was being interviewed for a job.
"Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.
"Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."
"You\'re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."
"When does everyone else start? I don\'t want any preferential treatment because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."

Skarbi...

A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States;
In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards:
Chu became Chuck
Bu became Buck.
Hu became Huck.
Fu and Su decided to stay in China...